Thou Shalt Not Be A Jerk: Treat thy brothers and sisters of Uniball with respect or feel the often delayed but genuinely sincere wrath of the Adminship.
Thou Shalt Keep It Legal: Great woe and bannishment will rain down upon those who would use Uniball Services to publish, post, distribute or disseminate defamatory, infringing, obscene, or other unlawful material or information.
Thou Shalt Always Be Responsible: Choose thy brothers and sisters wisely for if they lead you astray, you may be pitied, but you will not be forgiven.
Thou Shalt Be Smart With Thine Own Privacy: Do not use Uniball Services to giveth thine own personal information unto strangers lest you invite an unwelcome visitor who will show up one day and crash on thy couch and never leave and eat all of thy food and hit on thy mom.
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